Me: "Yes?"
Libby: "Do you know Ka-duh?"
Me: "What? Cod? Like the fish?"
Yale: "No--Libby, geez. God. God."
Me: "Yeah, I know God."
Libby: (acts out Jesus dying on the cross.)
Me: "Oh that's not God. You mean Jesus."
Libby: "YEAH. Jesus and Buddha kai-bai-bo (rock, paper scissors.)"
Me: "What??"
Libby: "Yeah. And Jesus is win. So Jesus hit Buddha in head with finger. Like this--and Buddha get black spot on his head."
Me: (Oh my god is this child making an intelligent religious joke?)
Libby: "They play one more time. Buddha is win. So Jesus is... DIE." (Arms out on the cross, eyes closed.)
Me: (laughing so hard I can't breath.)
This makes so much sense. Jesus wasn't crucified for our sins, he was crucified for losing at rock paper scissors.
ReplyDeleteWhen will your students rewrite the bible please?
Ahahahaha soon I hope. :D
ReplyDelete"Oh, that's not God - you mean Jesus"??? Ahem. I suppose this is not the time for the complex nuances of Trinitarian theology. You may have to settle for finding a better game - one in which the superhero rises from the dead. And has Avatars.
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